God I hope this is true.
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong
i need clear skin by yesterday
I CANT BELIEVE THIS
I am DYING
Bob and the deli guy.
#i had to make this just so i could watch it whenever i wanted #i just fucking love that it’s not played off like the usual gay panic joke #this rly exemplifies the humor of the show for me and why I love it so much #it’s akward and weird but never EVER mean #the important misunderstanding in this situation isn’t Bob’s sexuality; it’s the reason why he keeps buying turkeys #like he’s def more concerned that this deli guy thinks he’s not a real cook than he is about being hit on
^^^ Bolded because that’s so important to me. You don’t have to be mean to be funny. I REPEAT, you don’t have to be mean to be funny.
(Also it’s cute to see Bob’s priority being his skills as a cook rather than his sexuality. Confirmation of sexuality needs to stop being at the top of the list for people)
"I’m married, but even if I wasn’t—who am I kidding, you’re out of my league." *laughs forever*
"Wanna go to the beach??"
"No. Maybe. Wait, uh, uh, I’m straight. I mean, I’m… mostly straight."
I couldn’t help it, I’m sorry.