This is why Drake Bell is one of my favourite people
Drake Bell is my new idol
“my rapper friends told me its swaggy”
Tracks
God bless you, Gabe Perez.
always reblog the wormstache
Ladies and gentlemen, my namesake.
This is it. The moment I knew I was in love with him.
(Source: justponds)
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
It looks like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon, only metamorphosing for the purpose of human consumption.
It lives to die.
Tragically beautiful.
it’s just popcorn
The year is 2013, end of 5th month. Champagne flowing, Yahoo boardmembers celebrate their acquisition of “tumblr.com”. One member, in cheer, says they should visit their new conquest. Laughter circles round the room, and an intern is summoned. The meeting room is equipped with a projector so it is a simple thing for one to open Internet Explorer and go to “tumblr.com”. The page loads, and a man near the screen gasps, dropping his glass to the ground. Attention drawn, the boardmembers stare in bewilderment. “tumblr.com” is empty. All posts are gone, just empty white blocks with empty icons. The intern, in awe, briefly searches, only finding corporate blogs still active. “Where did they go?!” exclaims one. Panic breaks out in the room; lawyers are summoned. David Karp’s phone explode. Chaos around him, the intern turns the projector off and quietly does a Google search. There is a massive spike in a “tumblr2.com”. Once clicked to investigate, he finds a simple form to fill, asking for all of your blog’s information. A downloading icon appears and after a moment, tumblr is before his eyes with all of his old information transfered… and yet… there is an instant messenging system, the inbox has been revamped with organization and folders, there is a multiple tag search, there is a built in blacklisting, and blocking feature. Overwhelmed, a single tear roles down his cheek. A whispered “5ever” is lost amongst the crowd. “5ever…”
Welp, looks like I have a job to do!
YOU SERIOUSLY JUST PURCHASED THE URL TUMBLR2.COM
OMG MY HERO
So this just happened on my dash…
Common Myths About Bisexuality from the lovely Webcomic “Jesus Loves Lesbians, Too” by bi blogger & author Maria Burnham (writer/memoirist) and Maggie Siegel-Berele (comic artist).
I usually don’t reblog stuff like this because this is my art blog but this hit close to home and reminded me of so many conversations that made me feel like garbage.
It always makes me see red when I see lesbians (and gay men) treating bisexuals this way. I don’t think I can even type too much more without quickly reaching a point where I just smash my head into the keyboard.
(Source: jimhalpert)
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE
IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT
why are you screaming
I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS
